On March 18, 2025, Greg Gutfeld unleashed a blistering attack on Chief Justice John Roberts during Fox News’ The Five, exposing the jurist’s maddening detachment from reality. Roberts had the gall to defend a federal judge’s ruling that kneecapped President Trump’s deportation policies—specifically, a decision forcing planes carrying Venezuelan aliens back to their homeland to turn around mid-flight. Trump demanded the judge’s impeachment, a sentiment Roberts sanctimoniously dismissed, claiming judicial independence trumps all. Gutfeld’s response? A raw, unfiltered command: “Roberts, shut the ‘f’ up.”
Gutfeld’s fury wasn’t just theatrics—it was a clarion call against a Chief Justice who’s become the poster child for judicial cowardice. “Trump is the ‘f-ing’ president of the United States who protects 300 million plus people,” Gutfeld roared. “He is a leader who does not have the luxury of opening up his little books to read ‘Oh, my god, maybe he didn’t do it the right way.’” Translation: Roberts’ obsession with legal minutiae is a luxury America can’t afford when national security’s on the line. And Gutfeld’s right—Roberts’ track record reeks of a man more enamored with procedure than protecting the nation he swore to serve.
Let’s be brutally clear: Roberts is the worst judge on the Supreme Court. His insistence on shielding activist judges who thwart executive action doesn’t just undermine Trump—it jeopardizes every American. When planes full of deportees are recalled because of some judicial whim, Roberts stands there, smugly clutching his rulebook while the border crumbles. His rulings drip with a sterile formalism that prioritizes courtroom etiquette over the gritty realities of governance. This isn’t wisdom; it’s weakness.
Gutfeld even threw in a personal gut-punch, reflecting on Trump’s 2015 immigration warnings: “It blows my mind how wrong I was… Everything he said was right.” That admission fuels his rage—Roberts isn’t just clueless; he’s dangerously out of touch. Social media erupted after the rant, with some hailing Gutfeld for torching judicial overreach, while others whined about decorum. Please. Decorum won’t secure the homeland.
Roberts has cemented his legacy as the Supreme Court’s Achilles’ heel—a spineless arbiter conservatives rightfully despise. Gutfeld’s outburst wasn’t just spicy television; it was a wake-up call. America deserves a Chief Justice who fights for its people, not one who hides behind parchment while the country burns.
